Junjou Romantica and Love Mode crossover. One of my few brilliant ideas.
The older man removed his sunglasses and flashed him a brilliant smile. "Eh? You live here with Akihiko-kun? This is his apartment, isn't it?"
"D-d-do you know him?"
"Of course! He's my cousin!" There it was again, that cheery, blinding smile.
Dammit, dammit, dammit! He's related to Usagi-sensei! It's the pheromones again! Time to make a quick escape! "Uh, uh...he's not here, so...I'
"But I'm not really part of the Usami family. We have different last names---oh, here you go." The smiling older man handed out his business card, which Misaki took and viewed with great suspicion.
"Yes, that's me! I've just arrived from England, and I want to see how Akihiko's doing...and look, here's Izumi-chan~!
And Misaki could only gape as the cheerful translator suddenly grabbed the arm of a young man who was standing beside him all along, smothering him in a tight embrace while showering his face with kisses, his hands roaming all over the teenager's body. And said teenager was struggling and shrieking. "Dammit, Takamiya---WHAT THE HELL? LET GO! PERVERT! Stop touching me down THERE!" The young man pushed off the other man, fuming with anger and blushing bright red. The man named Takamiya relented, but still held the other's arm in a vise-like grip.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, Misaki! Let me introduce you to my beloved Izumi-chan! The apple of my eye, the wind beneath my wings, the sun in my sky, the love of my life and the fire of my loins---"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU BASTARD!?" The teenager called Izumi screamed, while looking at Misaki with a frantic "Don't believe this idiot!" plea in his wide eyes.
"It's the truth! You're the only person who can make me happy and make me climax and---"
"SHUT UP! I REALLY HATE YOU!"
"Oh come on! You love me! Why, just last night, you were saying 'more, more' while I was kissing you, and also when I was sucking your---"
"Misaki, what is going on here---oh, it's you. What are you doing here." Usami Akihiko flatly remarked.
"Akihiko-kun! Ohisashiburi desu ne~! I just came for a quick visit. Look, this is my beloved Izumi-chan! The love of my life and the fire of my---"
"JUST SHUT UP ALREADY, YOU PERVERT HOMO! AND STOP TOUCHING ME THERE!"
And somehow, strangely enough, Misaki felt as if this entirely ridiculous scene (where Takamiya-san was molesting his "beloved Izumi-chan!" in full view of the public) had happened to him many times in the past.
And, judging from the gleam in Usagi-san's eyes, Misaki, 19 years old, knew that it would happen again. And again. And again.